An Open Letter

Dear Mr. FD,

Remember when your super hot wifey used to make you homemade pizza every Friday night?  It has been so long that I only have vague recollections of Friday Night Pizza Night...
Please get my oven fixed, or you will be demoted to roommate.

Love,


that sexy woman who packs your lunch every day



PS - if my oven is broken when your birthday rolls around I can't make you THIS...